01 / Merch
Trash Panda Drops
Limited hoodies, beanies, enamel pins and stickers. Small batches, numbered, sold out fast on purpose.
See the drop →
Seattle · 2:47 AM · Still awake
Born with short spine syndrome — a rare congenital condition that gave him a stubby, hunched frame and an unmistakable waddle. He tipped over a bin outside Pike Place and became a city legend. Now he has a brand, a merch table, and rent to pay.
01 / Merch
Limited hoodies, beanies, enamel pins and stickers. Small batches, numbered, sold out fast on purpose.
See the drop →02 / Sponsors
Coffee roasters, breweries, waste-haulers and local shops. One raccoon, one sponsor per month.
Sponsor Gojimothy →03 / Tips
Pay-what-you-want tips from people who just like the bit. A slice goes to Seattle wildlife rescue.
Drop a tip →Cartooned from the night-shift sightings. Same stubby frame, same bandit mask, same complete lack of remorse.



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Bins raided (est.)
Nightly
Pike Place patrol
1 in a million
Short spine syndrome